Ladies and Gents...I've come to the realization that...I must be part Sharpei...With the weightloss, combined with my age...and having birthed two enormous babies...I now have a wrinkly, saggy...Sharpei looking butt! All of these extra cheek folds, with nothing to fill it out... Sigh...no amount of Co-enzyme Q10, Fat Girl Slim, or any other de-wrinkle cream will fix it. Short of getting a butt tuck surgical procedure, I'm stuck with it! My cousin's a plastic surgeon...but...um...hello? I don't want him to see my ass! I think of the types of cosmetic surgeries I would like to have done to fix...nip...tuck...then I get all neurotic and think..."But what if I get an infection from the surgerical procedure, get sick and die...all for the sake of vanity???" And that's when I remind myself...correction...resign myself to the fact that, yes, I am 39 years old, and although my body is now starting to belie my inner-self age...I'm stuck with it for better or for worse! S0...for anyone that wonders what it is that I look like...well...this picture sums it up pretty well!
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That is fucking hilarious! If I fall off the reformer laughing at Pilates, you'll know why.
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